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Don't Rush Me

 

On Thursday, April 23, 2026, President Trump declined to provide a timeline for concluding the military conflict with Iran, telling reporters at the White House, "Don't rush me". Addressing questions about the duration of the war, which has exceeded initial estimates, Trump stated he was under "no pressure" to finish and argued he has only been engaged for six weeks.


 

Looks just like I remember it.

It took roughly the same amount of electricity to generate this image as it does to fully charge a modern smartphone.




Why do I feel Schadenfreude when you mess up?




Grubhub Delivery 


Ordering from Grubhub is a gamble. The company provides no insurance for its drivers, and many rely on personal policies that don’t cover delivery work. If a Grubhub driver damages your property, you’re often on your own.

Other platforms like Uber Eats and DoorDash at least provide limited coverage during active deliveries, making them a safer alternative.




While the NFL's $23 billion empire currently dwarfs the MLS's $2.5 billion market, football faces a looming demographic threat at the grassroots level. Soccer acts as the ultimate semillero—a youth incubator that attracts children and their parents at a much earlier age, largely due to safety concerns and accessibility. If the American soccer pipeline can manage to retain the country's best young athletes before they ever put on pads, it could fundamentally shift the domestic talent pool. Ultimately, securing these premier athletes early on would elevate the speed, skill, and overall appeal of U.S. soccer, slowly draining the athletic pipeline that makes the NFL so spectacular.




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